Whore & fag

A little boy came home from school and his
homework assignment was to find out what
the difference was between hypothetically and
realistically… so he asked his dad.


His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she
would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.

He went and asked and came back and said,
“She said yes”.

“Well”, said the dad, “Go ask your sister the
same question.”
He did and came back and said,
“She said yes.”
And the dad said, “Now go ask your brother
the same thing.”

He did and came back and said, “He said yes
too!”

And the dad said, “Well hypothetically we’re
sitting on three million dollars, realistically
we’re living with 2 whores and a fag!”